Let me start off by saying that I was born with what I would consider a “normal” sized unit. Not too big and not too small, just average. I went all through high school, college, night-club scene, what have you, and had no problem driving the old love bus to Tuna Town (if you know what I mean). But up until a few years ago, I often caught myself wondering what it would be like to be BIGGER. Then one day as I was driving home from work, I heard a commercial on the radio advertising a “male enhancement” formula, guaranteed to make a man “wider”. I was intrigued so I wrote down the number and ordered it when I got home. I started taking the pills and after 6 weeks, I noticed that I was getting wider. The problem was, while i was getting wider, I wasn’t getting thicker. To make a long story short, my junk is now shaped like a canoe paddle or better yet, a beaver tail. When I wear tight jeans, it looks like I have an enema bag in my pants. You might be laughing at this point, but I’ve learned to adapt. I am now able to make sweet love to any woman, no matter how big their vaginas are. All I have to do is roll my johnson up to the right diameter, and then go in for the plunge. I’ve often considered having surgery to restore my talent to it’s original size, but this book has really helped me cope with my enormously wide throbbing python of love.