*The Penis Book* is an interesting “gag gift” of a book that you can give to friends or keep for yourself. In it are interesting facts and tidbits about the penis. This book is designed for anyone (men, gay, straight, women) to read.
In the book, you’ll read about if size matters or not. You’ll read how straight and gay men treat their penises. You’ll learn international words for the penis. You’ll learn to vary your metaphors for “spanking the monkey”.
There are quirky stuff in there as well. Such as what goes on in the “penis head” toy manufacturing company. You’ll read what men think they’ll be or do if they didn’t have a penis. You’ll also read what women would do if they had a penis. You’ll read quotes about bulges and self-sucking and odd news.
There are also some little known facts and historical tidbits. A mechanism device was created during one of the World Wars to curb wet dreams. You’ll read up on the different names for body piercings in the groin area, such as the Prince Albert. You’ll learn of a festival celebration of the penis in Asia.
There are plenty of pictures in this little book. However, none of them are pornographic. There are pictures of penis candies, metal penises, cartoon penises, penis-shaped toys, tattooed penises, painted penises and many others. You’ll get to analyzed paintings of penises. It’s like a world of penises in this book!
Weird quotes and poems are also provided. You’ll laugh, groan and maybe nod in agreement. You’ll share with your friends or partner. You’ll roll your eyes. You might learn a thing or two.
My favorite parts are the different names of the penis around the world and the different metaphors for “rounding up tadpoles”. Some of them would just make you laugh.
There’s just so many stuff in this little book, which will surprise you. So, get this book and embrace the knowledge of the penis.
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