Let me start off by saying that I was born with what I would consider a “normal” sized unit. Not too big and not too small, just average. I went all through high school, college, night-club scene, what have you, and had no problem driving the old love bus to Tuna Town (if you know what I mean). But up until a few years ago, I often caught myself wondering what it would be like to be BIGGER. Then one day as I was driving home from work, I heard a commercial on the radio advertising a “male enhancement” formula, guaranteed to make a man “wider”. I was intrigued so I wrote down the number and ordered it when I got home. I started taking the pills and after 6 weeks, I noticed that I was getting wider. The problem was, while i was getting wider, I wasn’t getting thicker. To make a long story short, my junk is now shaped like a canoe paddle or better yet, a beaver tail. When I wear tight jeans, it looks like I have an enema bag in my pants. You might be laughing at this point, but I’ve learned to adapt. I am now able to make sweet love to any woman, no matter how big their vaginas are. All I have to do is roll my johnson up to the right diameter, and then go in for the plunge. I’ve often considered having surgery to restore my talent to it’s original size, but this book has really helped me cope with my enormously wide throbbing python of love.
This book has helped me A LOT
June 1st, 2010True and So poignant
June 1st, 2010I wasn’t going to buy this book but my girlfriend actually got it for me for my birthday. I read it cover to cover and it really has changed my life. I have always suffered with having a (my girlfriend calls it) gi-normous penis. Imagine have two soda cans duct tapped together in your pants. I have always had a hard time sitting down and forget about it if I have an erection. Some people think it would be so awesome to have such a flesh sword in you grundies but I can tell you that it is not what it is cracked up to be. Have you ever had some hottie NOT have sex with you because she was trebling like a newborn fawn? Have you ever been accused of stuffing something down your Granimal jeans by your playground buddies? Have you ever been asked to GO HOME from your boss because you were distracting co-workers? Buy this book- it will change your whole life!
We Should All Be So Lucky
June 1st, 2010I must admit that the title of this book drew me in immediately. The huge penis has governed the lives of men forever among those that have one and those that want one. This is a guide book for the care of the huge penis and even though many do not need it, everyone can learn from it. It is a parody of self-help books which contains all kinds of advice for the well-endowed or as the book calls them OMG (oversized male genitalia). The book also offers hope for those men with gargantuan tools as well as looks at issues such as explaining, sharing and avoiding injury. The book includes quotes from men who are blessed with large penises as well as a how-to section on how to keep a penis journal.
What is interesting about the huge penis is that men all seem to want one and women think they want one but it is not so easy. A huge penis can be a debit rather than an asset. The book itself is very, very funny and we see where a huge penis is not always the blessing it is thought to be. I found the book to be quite a gift as I could relate to so much in it. º It is not easy living with a huge monstrosity between one¡¦s legs and it makes wearing shorts a real problem. I found the book to be rewarding and affirming and great fun.
A Book that Understands my plith
June 1st, 2010When I was born 32 years ago, I knew I was different. I was born a 12 LBS baby, and it wasn’t cause I was large in total physical size. I was born with a rather large penis that forced my parents into the textile industry due to the lack of clothing created for babies with my ailment. Growing up was tough, as many did not understand my problems. Walking on the school grounds bumping into kids with this rather large item coming from the center of my hips did not make for the best social situations. I would have to be allowed out of class early before lunch would start as too not offend the other kids by bumping them standing in line. It was tough cause kids can be cruel. When High School came, I was more like a freak then a human. My friends would ask me to pull out my penis during parties while all the girls mocked and laughed. It wasn’t till I was 17 when I volunteered for a blind camp that I was able to have my first kiss. She was standing on stage, as I did not want her to stand to close to me to feel my issue. College wasn’t easy either. Every time I would meet a girl, they would find out through someone that I had this family member. It was hard to discuss cause all I wanted to be known for was my personality. In fact college made me rather depressed. I went to 4 universities on both coasts till I found the best place for me. It was CSUN or Cal State Northridge. For those of you that do not know, Northridge is in the heart of the San Fernando Valley, a suburb in Los Angeles. It is also the capital of Porno for the entire world. When I walked into my first audition I knew this was the industry for me. I may have been the largest in the room, but not by much. All of the women understood and never looked at me oddly. I was excepted. This was a first for me of many situations that has allowed me to be fully comfortable with my size. While at university a professor advised me, after a night of “getting to know” each other, to read this book. “How to live with a huge penis” has helped me focus on the things that really matter in life, how to be able to use this massive size to my advantage. By chapter 4 I knew that I was taking the correct path, as in chapter the book advises to enter Porn. Now I am at the AVN awards every year, with three women who have virgins that look like a Wizards Sleeve… Buy this book!
In a word: Outstanding!
June 1st, 2010Where to begin? First thing that jumps out right away is the quality of the photography. Absolutely incredible. Next, the number of variations of well-known exercises is unbelievable (just the push-up variations alone are worth the cost of this book). I have been scouring the web for over a year looking for new ways to challenge myself in the gym. There are variations detailed in this book I have not seen anywhere else. This book is so comprehensive, I know I will learn something new every time I pick it up. The sheer volume of exercises shown in this book will keep me busy for quite some time.
My only regret is that I didn’t pre-order the women’s version as well. That will be my next Amazon purchase. I am over the moon with this book and highly recommend it to anyone who is looking for new ways to push themselves in the gym. I would give it 10 stars if I could.
I think this would make a great gift for a personal trainer. What a wonderful resource for them to be able to continue to challenge their clients in new ways.
